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If you've ever wanted an unlimited supply of free brisket and know something about a break-in at the Rusted Silo BBQ & Brewhouse, today is your lucky day.

Late Tuesday night the restaurant was ransacked by an unknown burglar armed with nothing but a crowbar and screwdriver, according to owner Rob Ecker and the Hendricks County Police Department.

Making his rounds Wednesday morning, a delivery driver told police he was alarmed by the restaurant's front and side doors, which had been apparently opened without much force.

After loosening the doors with a crowbar, the burglar dismantled the dining room lights to avoid detection. 

Their next victim was the restaurant's 100-year-old cash register, which was destroyed as the burglar pillaged an undisclosed amount of money.

If readers have any information — especially those interested in delicious barbecue —contact Ecker or the Hendricks County Sheriff's Office.